The one Douche I didn't date

I have dated a whole lot of douche bags in my time.  In fact there one existed, I could have my very own Douche bag parade.  It almost be a battle royale to figure out who would be the parade marshall. I digress.

So this is a voicemail left by a guy who my mother would describe as "not very bright" to a woman named Olga whom he meet the night before for a total of 10 seconds.  I'm guessing homegirl had a few drinks in her because she gave this tool box her business card with her number on it.  (really? who does that? That is sooo Hampton Inn suites hotel bar at 2:30 am on a business trip to Minneapolis)  

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