Many of you have been asking where I’ve been (ok two people).  But honestly I’ve had nothing really to write about.  My dating life has been much like this blog – inconsistent and mildly vapid.

But now the holidays are upon us and it’s yet another consistent reminder that I am STILL participating in this constant parade douchbaggery called “dating.”  It’s not all bad I mean there are certainly pluses to being single in the holidays.  In no particular order  - here they are

-          Open invitation to get drunk at the many fashion industry open bar holiday parties and then play “find the straight guy”.  

-          Instead of looking for various sporting events and trying to figure out what to buy this man of my dreams – I can spend my money on other things – like – Patron.

-          I don’t have to sit through an awkward dinner at someone else’s family’s house while my mother silently judges me for not being with “My” family.

-          Even if I start dating someone now – I can still ditch them before Valentine’s day without feeling obligated to stick it out.

-          NO ONE IS GETTING MARRIED this time of year.

-          Taking comfort in the trashy ways ultimate single girl Chelsea Handler spends her time.

-          Not having to fight others for the best Christmas toy of 2010 for a 2 year old that won’t remember this anyway simply for bragging rights to the other mommies.

-          I don’t have to send Christmas cards.  Unless there is a child picture on the front or monetary pleasure inside that card.  No one wants it.