Wednesday, July 6, 2011

I no wear safety hat when riding

The following profile is an ACTUAL online profile of someone who has contacted me by sending me an email that said "hi".  I feel a wedding coming on!!!


My self-summary
hi,my name is eyal,i like to have fun time with my frinds, (who are imagianary) i"m down to erthk indaguy (wtf)..i like motorcycel end been arund them,,(i work in a motorcycel shop..)i like to keep myself active&soprt alot:)running &walking:) (FANKS AND BEANS)
What I’m doing with my life
i work in a motorcycel&like it alot..meetn new peupels.. (poopels? like those little stuffed animals I had when I was 7.  I love poopels)
I’m really good at
listel:) (Lysol? keeping things clean?)
The first things people usually notice about me
good heart guy:) (I am shocked it is not your stellar communication skills)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies all kind..just not scary type
all kind food not excited abuot hot..:) (Hot food is over rated - I prefer to eat everything luke warm or tepid - I really just like to use the word Tepid from time to time in a sentence because it just means LUKE FREAKING WARM)